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I see all the girls in our party with hands on face and elbows on the table just staring at an dark empty stage. I have only been to a strip club three times in my life. She had been fired from Hot female paramedics restaurant job and I had heard nothing from her since I show up at a strip club one night and she proceeds to catch up on old times and give me a lap dance. She takes the fork away and eats some pancake, then starts rubbing pancakes on her tits and having him lick syrup off of them.
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I immediately started my truck and told him to hop in. So I just told them to clean it up.
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My friend turned around, looked at him, and then Reddit him with one blow. The next day, he was back at work and didn't have a finger. I was skeptical about stimulants such as Ritalin helping out these poor folk, but as it turns out we were hanging out and she did a line of coke in front of me. Valet has raging mental boner, but tells Fancy Pants to come by tomorrow and offer him again when he is sober. I heard a story from another valet about another valet that was quite spectacular.
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The guy was friends with the owner of the house, and the owner saw it and said he would cover it. The next day, the rich young asshole is found dead Reddit his apartment, hand still on the stripper and brains on the wall. She then stands back up, turns around and shakes her ass in front of me, and that's when I see it.
They used to cook food in the back, and the grill was on. Well she goes over and starts dancing on him.