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Christmas is almost here, and I think everything about Christmas is totally awesome! Right from the vibes to food to gifts and parties. It begins to feel Christmas-y Jade with the fade from November end itself. And probably the best part after food obviously is Christmas decoration. It is when the whole family collectively decorates the Christmas tree and the entire house.

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Here are a few other gifts for your fellow feminists this year:. Why not decorate the whole damn tree with Vaginaments, y'all? She even displays her creations on her Instagramfeltmelons — including many of these Vaginaments in support of Girl makes out with dog porn hair. The vagina ornments, or Vaginaments, are the creations of Suzanne McAleenanan Ontario-based Etsy creator who is fighting the vagina taboo, one adorable felt vag at a time.

And although McAleelen is away from her Natural black girls tumblr at the moment to attend the Toronto Sex Show, because duhshe will be back on Oct. After all, hopefully we'll be celebrating our first Christmas with a female president. It's certainly easier than decorating it with all these pussies you grabbed.

This one is, "Ariel, the snowy vulva ornament. Hold her up to your ear and hear waves crashing on distant, rocky shores!

Because as eternal as this garbage fire election may seem, the truth is, it will all be over in two weeks — just in time for Cynthia gibb bikini to remember that we have been so busy preparing for the apocalypse that we totally forgot about all that holiday shopping we usually do when we're not too busy crying into our breakfast cereal when we read the morning news.

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All the vaginas have their own names. She sells the Vaginaments in her shop feltmelons"Where the ladybits are felt.

Get it? If you still have the words "grab them by the pussy" ringing in your ears all election season long, then go ahead and drown them out with the ringing of the jingle bells on these vagina-shaped Christmas ornaments Paige turnah bio Etsy.

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